It’s never a good idea to get the sideline hoe and the baby mama together, so why does Traci Steele keep trying to bring Shay and Erica together for a peace summit?

Since a career in music isn’t panning out so well for Karlie Redd, she’s decided to get in the weave business. At the launch for her new weave line, she invites Traci and Traci, being her stupid messy self, invites Erica Dixon and Shay Johnson. Her rationale: They could get together and talk.

Right, because friendships and peace accords have often been struck at red carpet events and in front of reality TV cameras.

So yeah, predictably, when Shay strolls in the neck swirling gets started and before you know it, security is separating the two. Meanwhile, Traci wants to act SHOCKED (SHOCKED!) at the fact that Shay and Erica took it there. Like Mona didn’t draft the script and give her those lines to recite. Please.

Beyond the Erica and Shay mess, we find out that Scrappy might could go to prison for failing his drug test, which means Erica and Momma Dee have to share the same space. Uncomfortable doesn’t even begin to describe this scenario.

Watch “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” Season 2 Episode 10 Below:

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Rasheeda has been struggling for relevance and success in the rap game for years, but now that she’s 4 months pregnant, her hopes of hitting the Billboard charts are fizzling away.

Last season on “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta,” Rasheeda called on Deb Antney for some consulting. Her career was in a rut and she thought Deb, aka Waka Flocka Flame’s mom, could provide a jumpstart to her career. After all, look at what she did for Nicki Minaj.

Deb made a lot of good points about Rasheeda’s career, but Rasheeda was too damn lovesick with her hubby Kirk to see the light. So she dissed Deb and stuck with her man.

Now, when she’s pregnant and abandoned, Rasheeda decides to run right back into Deb’s jello arms.

At first, Deb is happy to see Rasheeda back in her office. But when Rasheeda confesses that she’s pregnant, Mama Waka is not pleased.

“I’m not tryna be negative about it, but Rasheeda’s a mother now,” Deb says. She recommends that Rasheeda focus on becoming a spokesperson or starting a hairline rather than pursue a name for herself in the rap game.

Talk about a vote of no confidence.

Things get worse when Rasheeda invites Deb to her music video shoot and sits around like she’s on the toilet while beefcake, shirtless men hover around her. Oh yeah, this is gonna be a BET Video of the Year for sure.

The wheels completely fall off though when Kirk steps in and shades Rasheeda from head to toe for draining their bank account to pay for these wack low-budget videos nobody asked for. Kirk might be a jerk, but he’s right. Rasheeda is wasting their money with this bullshit and she needs to come to her senses.

So Kirk vows to take her name off of the business account. Ouch.

Mimi’s Mad, Messy Life

Mimi the She-Hulk is on the loose again as she growls, snarls, barks and bellows at nearly any and everyone in this episode. She starts off by meeting up with Karlie Redd who confesses to Mimi that Nikko tried to get her number. This news makes Mimi raise her eyebrow so she decides to roll over to Nikko’s crib and confront him.

But Nikko is still reeling from the deathblows Mimi and Stevie dealt to his ego when they decided to have a family reunion at his music video screening, all dressed in white and topped off with a shiny new BMW.

Mimi doesn’t wanna hear that though. She claims innocence for Stevie’s shenanigans, which is a damned lie cause she invited her baby daddy to Nikko’s event in the first place. But tensions really flare when Nikko acts all nonchalant about flirting with Karlie Redd and asking for her number. By the time he jokes about having a threesome with he, Karlie and Mimi, Ms. Faust knucks and bucks about 2 cm from his face.

Nikko gon’ learn about Mimi. She’s a pitbull in some jeggings.

After Mimi breaks things off with her loser boyfriend, she heads to church with Ariane to mourn her gal pal’s loss of her grandfather. Ariane also invites K. Michelle and attempts to stage a reconciliation between the two after the church service.

How much is Ariane really grieving if she has time to worry about a K. Michelle or a Mimi?

The good news is that for once, K. Michelle is honest and mature. She apologizes first for her behavior and admits that she never should’ve hit Mimi.

Mimi doesn’t even fart in her direction and instead dryly comments that she’s “fresh out of everything” and “out of gas.” Guess the kiss and make-up moment between K. and Mimi will have to wait one more episode.

Erica Handles Her Business with Shay

Stupid, underemployed and messy DJ Traci Steele is really working my last nerve as a viewer. All season long, she complains about popcorn hoes. So how come every time we turn around she’s rocking and rolling with Shay Johnson, Lil’ Scrappy’s number one popcorn hoe?

As if that alone wasn’t bad enough, Traci insists on trying to broker peace between Erica and Shay as if there’s any common ground that can be shared between a mistress and an almost-wife? C’mon now.

On top of that, Traci stay inviting Shay to events that aren’t her own. How does she invite Shay to Karlie’s weave event? She should have asked Karlie if she wanted to put up with that ratchet behavior at her grand opening. While Karlie is a lot of things, the last thing she wants going down at her store is some disruptive, unregulated ratchet behavior by guests of a guest.

Acting like a true lady, Erica largely maintains her composure without breaking a sweat. Shay, meanwhile, hoots and hollers and starts clawing like she has rabies. Did Shay want in with Scrappy’s family this bad that she doesn’t even know how to act like a home-trained, sophisticated lady? That is until Shay starts banging on the glass and she slips off her jacket like, “What? Bitch?!”

Since VH1 is trying to be more PG and things, they cut out the good parts of the fight, but judging by the fact that Shay was thrown out, I think we can safely say Erica won this round.

Somewhere along the line, the relationships on “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” went bizarro. First, Joseline wants to marry Steeebie and now Kirk is BFFs with Benzino? What’s going on here?

Read the Official Season 2 Episode 11 GOT Recap: Kirk and Benzino Wild Out Like Frat Boys

The producers of LHHA needed to stick Benzino with a new ride-or-die homie after Stevie went and chose Joseline over his no-neck self, so they decided to pair him up with Kirk, Rasheeda’s husband.

In an effort to get Kirk’s mind off of his deteriorating relationship with his wife, Benzino proposes they go away to a log cabin and just fish and talk about their feelings. It sounds like some Brokeback Mountain-type of shit. This bromance is starting to get weird.

But what the getaway really ends up being is sex party with hoes, tricks, strip poker and…Bambi from “Basketball Wives LA”. These reality TV tricks chase whatever scraps they can get.

Besides Kirk’s mid-life crisis, Mimi and K. Michelle officially patch things up and Erica Dixon and Momma Dee prepare for Scrappy’s last few hours of freedom before he heads to jail for his probation violation.

Watch “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” Season 2 Episode 11 Below:

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So all it takes for Kirk to completely go off the deep end is a pregnancy? You’d think this was the first time he got somebody knocked up.

Ever since Rasheeda announced her pregnancy, Kirk and Rasheeda’s marriage has been in a hopeless place. The two have bickered and battled about everything, including finances and abortion. Kirk has been losing these battles for the most part as Rasheeda continues to do what she wants to do.

But with the help of Benzino, Kirk decides that it’s time for him to get his groove back. Benzino, who clearly is just looking for airtime at this point, proposes that the two of them head off to a secluded cabin so they can fish quietly and ponder life. Benzino, that shit sounds like a date, bro.

Benzino is apparently bummed out because he hasn’t found “love” in Atlanta yet. Well, if you’re chasing after dusty scallywags like Karlie Redd, what the hell did you expect? You can’t roll around in the mud and then complain about being surrounded by filth. Get out of the barn, Benzino.

Anyway, Kirk readily agrees to the trip and the two head off for their guys’ retreat.

Only, it ends up being more like “House Party 3″ than anything resembling male bonding and therapy.

Oooh….Rasheeda’s not gon’ like this. But wait. Is that Bambi from “Basketball Wives L.A.” sittin’ on Benzino’s lap?

If this is VH1′s way of dipping their toe in the water to see if the LHHA audience would be receptive to Bambi being a full-fledged cast member they better stop. She was nothing but an obnoxious roach on BBWLA and that role is already being filled by Karlie on LHHA.

While there hasn’t been any reactions from Rasheeda regarding Kirk’s implied infidelity (he walks into a bedroom with two women in nothing but his boxer briefs), her fellow femcee Nicki Minaj took the tweets to air Kirk’s ass out for her. Who says Nicki doesn’t have her fellow female rappers’ backs?

Damn my nigga, after 15 yrs u wld embarrass the mother of your child while she's pregnant on nat'l tv like that? cornballs on deck

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) July 2, 2013

If you're trying to convince someone you're not gay that's the wrong way to go about it. Your wife is pregnant. U do that on nat'l tv? GTFOH

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) July 2, 2013

having problems is one thing, broadcasting it on a tv show for some air time is another. that woman stayed by your side. how dare u?

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) July 2, 2013

Welp. Maybe Nicki will make a guest appearance next season? That would give the show a much needed boost of star power.

Lil’ Scrappy’s Jail-time Blues

Y’all might consider this cold-hearted, but here’s the truth: I don’t give two shits about Lil’ Scrappy going to jail.

It’s clear that the producers want me to feel real bad for Scrappy since they’re playing the sad, weepy music as he explains to his daughter that he’ll be away in prison for some time. And it’s clear they want us to take this seriously in the dramatic shots of Momma Dee bursting into tears and asking why the police officers have to take him away in handcuffs.

“Do they have to handcuff him? Why?” Momma Dee asks.

“Because he’s under arrest,” the officer flatly responds. Duh.

This might have been sadder if this was the first time Scrappy had been arrested but as Erica rightly points out, Scrappy gets himself in these situations because he refuses to mature and change his lifestyle. If it’s more important for you to be there for your family and watch your daughter grow up, then you’ll prioritize those things over hanging out at the strip club, carrying a piece or smokin’ weed in the studio.

It’s as easy as that.

What Does Friendship Even Mean in the World of LHHA?

The word “friend” is used often on this show, but it really doesn’t appear to mean the same thing that it means in the real world.

Ratchet hoes and scallywags pair up to gossip about other women and consider the bonds formed during these cluck sessions to be friendships. In reality, they’re just opportunities for the film crew to get TV material.

So why the hell is DJ Traci acting so butthurt about Shay getting into a fight with Erica Dixon at Karlie’s event? I mean, this chick is mad like at Shay like she sucked off her baby daddy Babey Drew.

Shay has been fucking Erica’s baby daddy. She was the sideline chick. How the hell did Traci really think a peace accord was going to be hammered out between the two at Karlie’s weave event?

Actually, it’s not entirely Traci’s fault. She’s following the script she was handed. But if producers want us to play along, they really need to do a better job of setting up these conflicts. Supposedly, Traci is furious because Shay called her out her name while she was hollerin’ at Erica. Shay is quick to apologize, but Traci says she doesn’t believe her.

What? Bitch, Mimi just forgave her friend K. Michelle for clobbering her with flowers but you can’t accept an apology over some curse words? Traci is trippin. Shay apologizes to Traci again but expresses resentment at her friend for saying that she doesn’t believe she can change. At that point, things get a bit tense as Shay openly questions if they were ever really friends if Traci’s so quick to draw a line in the sand over this disagreement.

Welp.

The producers really want us to feel heart-wrenched over the end of Shay and Traci’s friendship, but this is anti-climactic because we have no history of their bond or friendship. As far as we’re concerned, these bitches just met two episodes ago and they haven’t REALLY spent that much time together on camera other than catching up at lunch once or twice.

So yeah, this is pointless.

Oh, in other news, Mimi and K. Michelle are good again. The two gal pals meet up to continue the discussion they had in that church parking lot and K. Michelle gushes about her love for Mimi. It’s all good right now cause Nikko and Mimi are on the rocks. Let’s see what happens when she lets Nikko back in.

Joseline Wants Steebie to Put a Ring on It

Ugh. Y’all. Joseline has gone soft on us.

The Puerto Rican Princess is at her best on this show when she’s neck-snapping, name-checking and sass-talking. Yes, it’s a walking stereotype of the fiery Latina woman but damnit, I like it.

Instead of that, what VH1 has been serving us with is a misty-eyed, delicate flower of a woman who pines for the admiration of her one true love, Stevie J.

Now Joseline has always been ride or die for Stevie, but part of the uniqueness of their relationship was that Joseline thrived purely from the sexual energy of her relationship with Stevie. Yes, she caught feelings but she knew deep down that Stevie was nothing but a rabid dog who was only good for making music and babies.

So why the hell is Joseline sittin’ over here asking Stevie J for a wedding ring? Is this bitch crazy? Does she forget how she got with Stevie J in the first place? If he did it to Mimi, what makes her think Stevie won’t do it to her too?

The most painful part was when Joseline was trying to extract an “I love you” out of Stevie. Truth be told, as twisted as these two are, I believe he genuinely does love her. But Stevie doesn’t want to appear that vulnerable to Joseline. So he hems and haws and says things like, “Is a pig pork?”

You know what, we all know that marriage between these two wouldn’t be shit, but the potential for a televised Stevie J and Joseline wedding would be ghetto reality TV gold. So I guess I’m here for it.

Don’t ever let them tell you that Nicki Minaj doesn’t have the back of other women in hip hop, because Nicki went to the mat for Rasheeda after she witnessed Kirk acting like a jackass toward her on national TV.

We already knew that Nicki was a “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” fan after her verse in Nelly’s “Get Like Me” borrowed liberally from Lil’ Scrappy’s “unique” iz-naye vocabulary, but who knew she was checking for Rasheeda like that?

Fed up with what she saw as cowardly behavior on Kirk’s part, Nicki ripped Kirk three new assholes on Twitter.

Damn my nigga, after 15 yrs u wld embarrass the mother of your child while she's pregnant on nat'l tv like that? cornballs on deck

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) July 2, 2013

If you're trying to convince someone you're not gay that's the wrong way to go about it. Your wife is pregnant. U do that on nat'l tv? GTFOH

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) July 2, 2013

having problems is one thing, broadcasting it on a tv show for some air time is another. that woman stayed by your side. how dare u?

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) July 2, 2013

So far, Rasheeda hasn’t acknowledged Nicki’s tweets but maybe she sent ol’ girl a DM saying “Preciate it, boo.”

Kirk too has stayed quiet, though he’s probably doing so because he doesn’t want Weezy or Birdman to get all up in dat ass for messing with Young Money’s leading lady.

You can say whatever you want about K. Michelle, but one thing you can’t deny is that the girl can SANG.

Those who watch “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” are well aware of K. Michelle’s story and how she is, and honestly, this “V.S.O.P.” single is the perfect fit for her. She loves herself some brown liquor, and we all know she can’t keep

During a recent appearance on BET’s “106 & Park,” where she debuted the video, K Michelle said the song is about a “Very Special Old Pal.”

“It’s that old boo thang that you can’t get rid of, just that very special old pal,” the red-haired R&B singer explained. “It’s a feel-good record for the dudes and for the ladies. Pop some bottles, have some fun.”

K. Michelle’s “V.S.O.P.” is available on iTunes now, and her debut album Rebellious Soul is due out on August 13th.

WATCH THE VIDEO FOR “V.S.O.P.” HERE:

All good things must come to an end. In this case, the sweet love that once was between Rasheeda and Kirk and Erica and Lil’ Scrappy has vanished into thin air.

OFFICIAL GOT RECAP: Rasheeda Gets in Kirk’s Ass About His Scandalous Behavior

While Scrappy rots in prison, Erica meets up with his mother, Momma Dee, to patch up the broken pieces of her engagement now that she and Scrappy are officially off. Erica is understandably concerned about how she and her daughter will fare since Scrappy’s not around to drop coins, so Momma Dee has offered to cover his share of Imani’s expenses.

For some reason, Erica isn’t amenable to this reasonable offer and instead balks, saying that she doesn’t need “her” money. Oh, but she wants Scrappy’s nickels and dimes? Momma Dee’s change spends just as well as anyone else’s.

But instead of accepting Momma Dee’s payday checks, Erica opts to pawn Scrappy’s ring. Ruh oh. What’ll happen when Scrappy Dappy Doo busts out of prison?

Meanwhile, the drama between Kirk and Rasheeda ramps up several notches now that Kirk has returned from his log cabin orgy extravaganza. Will Rasheeda be willing to forgive and forget?

Watch “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” Season 2 Episode 12 Below:

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There are two times in a woman’s life when a man should NEVER, ever cross her path: 1) When she’s having her period. 2) When she’s pregnant. Why does Kirk seem to be unfamiliar with this man law?

In a scene that looked like it was picked up straight from the cutting room floor of the straight-to-DVD classic Trois, episode 12 of the second season of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” opens with Kirk getting stroked, rubbed and humped by two naughty vixens.

Now as steamy and racy as this looks, the fact that all of this “infidelity” was captured on camera with the perfect mood lighting and staging wreaks of a scripted scandal. If Kirk was REALLY trying to do some downlow, dirty shit, there’s no way he’d allow a camera crew to catch him in the act.

This is some Mona Scott-Young engineered drama and you know what? That’s ok. We don’t come here for the truth, we come here for the ratchet. And the thought of a man stealing away to a log cabin to screw some “popcorn hoes” while his pregnant wife sits at home waiting for him is the definition of ratchet.

I just hope the check is worth Kirk’s reputation as a decent human being, cause this fool’s name is getting dragged in the mud.

So the day after Kirk’s nighttime romp, he wakes up all bleary eyed and chats with Benzino as he sips a cup of morning tea.

Benzino tries to scold Kirk for his irresponsible behavior, but HE’s the one who invited Kirk up to the log cabin and brought the popcorn hoes over to the house. So what the hell is he talking about, saying Kirk went too far and that he doesn’t think it’ll help Kirk with his marriage?

How do you set the bear trap and then wring your hands over the poor beast getting snagged? Benzino stay playing both sides of the fence.

The real trouble begins, however, when Traci bumps into Kirk and his popcorn hoes at her Pretty Girls Rock event. Bambi, (yes, Bambi of Basketball Wives LA fame) yaps her big gums about how “turnt up” Kirk was at the log cabin in front of Traci. Traci’s bug eyes open as she soaks in all of the sordid details. And hey, Kirk doesn’t deny any of it.

So what does Traci do? She immediately goes to runtelldat with Rasheeda the next day. Traci has the driest, dumbest storyline on the show, but you have to give her credit. This bitch knows how to instigate some shit.

Traci reports all of the tea she saw at her event and brings up Kirk’s claim that she “gave him a pass” to smash and dash whoever he wants. Rasheeda refutes his claim saying, “You don’t go messing with ratchet hoes off the corner.”

Rasheeda’s words say one thing but her face is worth a thousand other words. The pain, distress and torture is so clear on her face. She’s mad as hell at Kirk for his tom foolery. Guess Mona didn’t let her in on the script that she penned for Kirk?

As if on cue, Kirk arrives on the scene and Traci scurries off like a rat with the last piece of cheese, so she can avoid the blowback of being ATL’s gossip queen. It’s a good thing she left though because Rasheeda goes Angela Bassett on Kirk’s ass and kicks him out of the house and attempts to burn this man’s clothes.

Kirk don’t know who he’s messing with. The spirit of Mary J. Blige has been lit within Rasheeda and this black woman scorned ain’t gon’ take no more of this bullshit.

Erica and Momma Dee’s Love/Hate Relationship

Erica has been on a roller coaster relationship with her baby daddy Lil’ Scrappy for the past few years, but this up and down relationship extends beyond Scrappy and spills over to his mother as well. Erica and Momma Dee do not like one another, but they keep finding reasons to meet and “talk” about their issues.

So here we are again, as Momma Dee and Erica try to break bread over Scrappy’s prison sentence.

Erica is understandably annoyed with Scrappy’s latest jail stint since it leaves the question of his child support up in the air. Momma Dee offers to chip in for the welfare of their daughter on his behalf. But Erica rejects Momma Dee’s offer saying she doesn’t want her money because she didn’t offer it before, or something.

This shit don’t make no sense. If Erica really needs the money to provide for Imani like she says she does in her confessionals, then why would she not take what’s owed to her daughter, even if it comes from her grandmother instead of her father?

Probably because Erica’s spiteful ass is more interested in sticking it to Scrappy. Not convinced Erica’s out to hurt Scrappy? How about this: She decides to pawn Scrappy’s engagement ring on the fly.

Now Scrappy might have messed up during his engagement to Erica, but if Erica truly feels like the relationship is beyond repair, why doesn’t she do the right thing and return the ring to s Scrappy? Because that would be mature and responsible.

Instead, Erica hops over to the jewelry store and decides to trade the ring in for consignment since that brings in the most bread. For some strange reason, Momma Dee accompanies Erica as she exchanges her engagement ring for cash.

Maybe she just wanted to serve as an eye witness so she could testify to Scrappy later.

Either way, Erica walks out of that jewelry store $15,000 richer. Hoes don’t be winning, but baby mamas sure do.

Later in the episode, Momma Dee organizes a coming home party for Scrappy to celebrate his release from prison. Seeing as he’s surrounded by loved ones and having a good time, Erica decides that now would be the perfect time to share with Scrappy that she pawned the engagement ring he gave her for $15,000.

Scrappy is, as expected, infuriated by Erica’s ingratitude and storms off. But he should’ve demanded a receipt and the return of his ring. You don’t drop over $15,000 on a woman for an engagement ring and let her walk off with it with no strings attached.

Lucky for him, he has a pitbull of a mama who’s willing to bark when he’d rather whimper. So Momma Dee gets to howling and before you know it, Mignon, Erica’s mom, jumps into the mix and starts hollering and putting hands on Scrappy and his moms.

Before you can holler out “turnt up!,” Scrappy done shoved Erica who stumbles and busts her ass in her stilettos. Ruh oh. Did Scrappy just Chris Brown his baby mama?

Taking full advantage of the drama, Erica bellows that she’s going to call the police on Scrappy as she and her mother make their exit from the event. But this belly aching is nothing but noise. In the end, Erica and Mignon drive off without getting the po-po involved after all.

There’s street decorum to this hood rat shit, and they ain’t finna violate the code of ethics.

Ariane Has No Business in Show Business

Since Mimi is stuck with her head up Nikko’s rectum, her gal pals K. Michelle and Ariane are left to their own devices. K. Michelle’s music career is starting to take off and she’s been given the green light to headline her very own tour. Which means she needs to hire back-up singers.

While shooting the shit at the wig store, Ariane casually mentions to K. that she’d love to audition for K. Michelle’s tour.

Stop the record. Ariane SINGS?

Now it finally makes sense. All this time, I’ve been wondering why the hell this chick has been hanging around soaking up all this camera time as Mimi’s clit flea and now the truth has finally been revealed: She’s hoping to turn this reality TV platforming into a record deal.

So basically, that means Ariane is no better than Karlie Redd or Joseline. So please keep that in mind the next time Ariane sits in the confessional and tries to snub her nose up at somebody.

Sensing that this whole idea of Ariane singing for her could be a hot mess, K. Michelle warns her friend that she won’t play favorites with her and that she will have to audition like everyone else. Ariane readily agrees.

Word gets out around town about K. Michelle’s back-up singer audition and the line is wrapped around the block. Who knew so many people were eager to “ooh” and “whoa whoa whoa” behind a Keyshia Cole wannabe with little-to-no presence on the Billboard charts?

Feeling like an American Idol judge, K. greets her adoring crowd and gets to work judging the contestants. Before long, we get to Ariane who looks and sounds like death. Apparently, she’s sick. Which means her audition doesn’t go as well as it should have.

One of K. Michelle’s cohorts rips Ariane to shreds a la Simon Cowell saying she sounds like a dying cat. Ariane bucks up and tries to check him for dissing her.

“What are you trying to do?” Ariane protests.

Um, he’s trying to read and shade the shit out of you on national television, Ariane. What the hell does it look like?

After Ariane’s audition goes sour, K. graciously thanks her friend for coming out and quietly escorts her out of the building.

For once, K. Michelle is the peacemaker and not the shit starter. Is the Keyshia Cole imitator turning over a brand-new leaf?

Are the mothers of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” in turn up mode right now, or what?

We all saw in this week’s episode when Erica’s mama Mignon got big with Momma Dee at Scrappy’s coming home party, and in next week’s episode, we’ll get to see Rasheeda‘s mother actually run her car over Kirk’s “prized motorbike” — a $7,000 Yamaha YZ 250.

You’ll remember a few episodes back when Miss Shirlene went in on Kirk over him asking Rasheeda to have an abortion and suggesting that the baby she’s carrying isn’t his, so we already know how she feels about him.

But it looks like Kirk’s latest antics — like him getting “turnt up” at a lakehouse and basically cheating on his pregnant wife on national television — have sent Miss Shirlene over the edge, because she flipped the script and “turned up” on his ass by driving over his motorcycle.

There’s no video footage of this online (yet), but people on Twitter have been talking about it since Monday night when viewers were shown a sneak preview of next week’s episode:

Rasheeda’s mama ran over his bike lmao!!!!!! And if caught fire lmao!!!! ????????????????????????????????????

— Jo (@J_Thought) July 9, 2013

Cant wait to see the next episode of Love And Hip Hop when Rasheeda mama rolls over Kirk motorcycle . Lol Toooo Funny . He deserved it !

— NormaJoliee ? (@Simply_Joliee) July 11, 2013

When Rasheeda mama said “I’M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU!” ????????????

— Rosalyn. (@Signed_Rozayy) July 9, 2013

But y’all… I was really crying laughing at how Rasheeda mama ran over Kirk bike…. In a minivan y’all. LMMMFAOO. a gangsta in a van.

— j a y | IG : sciFLY_ (@sciFLY_) July 9, 2013

Rasheeda mama is officially the realest OG on #lhhatl. Momma Dee who?

— Haaaannnn? (@_shetheILLEST) July 9, 2013

Rasheeda mama wasn’t playing no games

— Keadra ? (@Trilllasskeke) July 9, 2013

Rasheeda Mama Trill af for running over the motorcycle with a damn MINIVAN I just died ???????????????????????????????? ????

— ??????g????????c?? (@EvrybdyHatesJay) July 9, 2013

As Rasheeda tries to pick up the broken pieces of her marriage, Mimi consoles her while her mother opts to run over his stuff.

If Kirk is eager to make it right with Rasheeda, he’s gonna have to walk through hellfire and Mama Shirlene to make it right.

If Mama Shirlene’s attitude is anything to go by, Kirk might have a better shot at soothing things over with Lucifer.

Meanwhile, Scrappy grapples with his addiction to marijuana. Really? Is that the best drama Mona Scott-Young can muster for Scrappy’s storyline? Weed is like child’s play in terms of drug addictions. After all, Rihanna gets away with puff puffing on Instagram and nobody says a damn thing. Can Scrappy live?

Watch “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” Season 2 Episode 13 Below:

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All good things must come to an end, and now that we’re nearing the end of the second season of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta,” it’s time to get ready for the reunion episode, set to air in just a few weeks right after the season finale.

The cast flew to New York City last Thursday (Jul 11) to shoot the reunion special, and it looks like everyone made it out for the taping. Everyone, that is, except for Scrappy and Erica. The on-and-off couple are conspicuously absent from the group shot photo (above).

No word just yet on what went down during the taping, but if last year’s reunion is anything to go by, expect something “explosive” to happen. For now, check out a few pics some of the castmates posted on Instagram here:

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Although I adore the Puerto Rican Princess, Joseline Hernandez, and support whatever efforts will make certain that she never has to go back to the strip club or the sidewalk (allegedly), I’m not sure the world needed a bilingual version of Gangsta Boo.

It’s not that Joseline isn’t tough. Like, I’ve seen her sock the hell out of Stevie J with the kind of force only similar to that of the late Andre the Giant. But given so much of Joseline’s storyline about being an aspiring recording artist consisted of her letting Stevie J palm her ass in the studio and her shaking said ass in the highest of heels on stage and in the dance studio. So when Joseline finally gives us her first musical offering, I hadn’t anticipated a Spanish version of Foxy Brown’s “BK Anthem.”

That said, this isn’t half bad. She filmed this on her own, but it doesn’t look cheap at all. Granted, Stevie J standing in the background like a cheesy dope boy makes the video nearly teeter on parody status solely on principle, but other than that, visually it’s cool.

I didn’t pay enough attention in Spanish class in high school to know what Joseline is saying, so I’ll give the floor to my Spanish-speaking readers to let me know if her rhymes are up to par. Be sure to tell me if at any time Joseline says in Spanish, “I took your dreams, hoe!” That would be an obvious shot at Somaya Reece.

I don’t know, y’all. I was expecting something trashy and cluckable from Joseline. A track that would command my hands to place themselves on my knees. This isn’t it, so I’m a bit disappointed.

Am I a sexist asshole for expecting Joseline to be the ‘redbone’ Trina she thinks she is? If so, sorry, feminist Jesus. I’m still a work in progress. She still gets a passing grade overall, though.

Of course, I deducted points for that “Steebie” tattoo on her arm. Girl, if you don’t use some of that VH1 and club appearance money to buy yourself some self-worth. This is your video and Stevie J is acting as the Ma$e to your Diddy.

I’m pretty sure at this stage in your life you could go buy an old man and have him be your daddy — freeing yourself from this creepy hold Steebie has on you.

Young Sinick is actually Michael Arcenaux in disguise, but shh…you’re not supposed to know that (unless you read his tweets). This post originally appeared as an essay on his personal blog The Cynical Ones, where he shares his thoughts on anything that crosses his mind when he’s not busy writing for other sites like Ebony.com, Complex.com, theGrio, Clutch Magazine, etc.

The ghosts of the past will always come back to haunt you. While Joseline strives to move forward in her life, she can’t help but weep at the painful memories of her childhood.

Joseline is eager to ramp up her relationship with Stevie J and take it to the next level. She already bought him an engagement ring and now, she decides to surprise Stevie with a trip to Puerto Rico. She wants to film her music video (finally) and at the same time, revisit her hometown.

But things get really real as Joseline is forced to confront her family-less childhood. As she absorbs the surroundings of Puerto Rico, it all overwhelms Joseline and she breaks down in front of Stevie. This weepy, vulnerable Joseline is a complete 180 from the tough-as-nails Amazon from the first season.

Meanwhile, over in Baby Mama Central, Erica and Mimi trade war stories about their baby daddies. Mimi tries to advise Erica on how to deal with Scrappy’s hot-and-cold behavior. At the same time, she announces that she’s going in to get her breasts done. Say what? After all that smack talk about Joseline’s fake, plastic body now Mimi wants to get her body right like the Puerto Rican Princess?

She stay mad.

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If you looked up the word cold-blooded reptile, you would find Karlie Redd’s snarled little face in the dictionary right next to the definition.

While that might sound harsh, how else would you explain all of that slithering she does on her belly? That’s what snakes do.

After blasting Benzino as a bum and a cheat, Karlie Redd shamelessly comes crawling back to the man with no neck begging for a handout.

What has prompted Karlie’s sudden change of heart? Her freakin’ breast implants are leaking and she wants Benzino to sponsor her. This bitch must be delusional. Does she think Benzino is really stacking paper trying to unload his wack-ass black version of US Weekly?

She needs to be calling up Sister Mona Scott-Young for a payday loan.

“I went to the doctor and the doctor was saying my breast was leaking,” Karlie said with all of the seriousness of someone who was just told she was diagnosed with terminal breast cancer.

Benzino makes a joke about her needing to take her implants in for a “tune-up” but Karlie insists on the seriousness of the discussion. Benzino smells an opportunity to bust it wide open with Karlie Redd again, so he agrees to lend her a helping hand, even though he chokes on the price point of $4,000-$10,000 that she drops.

He gets Karlie to agree to be “nice” to him, which pretty much means she’s gonna be sucking the high-yellow midget off for a good while. She better get that down payment started quick.

You know, between Karlie Redd and Mimi, it’s hard to say which bird is the most shameless pigeon of them all. But I have to say, Karlie Redd’s beak might just have pulled ahead with this tragic stunt. She gon’ call Benzino to fix her leaky titties like he’s a damn plumber. She would’ve been better off calling Super Mario.

Joseline and Stevie Kissing in a Tree

Joseline Hernandez is the opposite of a good girl gone bad. She’s a mala puta tigress turned kitty cat. Using his magic stick, Stevie J has successfully dickmatized Joseline like no other and now, he’s got the Puerto Rican Princess going goo-goo ga-ga for him. She’s even PROPOSING to his conniving ass.

It all starts with Joseline “surprising” Stevie with plane tickets to Puerto Rican and cold hard cash for her music video. Now I know Stevie said that Joseline would be going the independent route, but what the hell is the point of signing with a manager when you’ve gotta fork over “half” of the budget for your own music videos?

She stay losin’.

When Joseline and Stevie actually arrive in Puerto Rico, which looks like heavenly paradise, Joseline immediately tailspins as the painful memories of her broken childhood haunt her. She weeps about her drug addicted mother, her poverty and her rape, all of which she suffered before the tender age of 7 on the island.

Stevie, being the insensitive piece of shit that he is, doesn’t really know how to process Joseline’s grief, so he just grins and tries to make the conversation about himself.

It’s clear that Joseline’s hurting and is seeking therapeutic relief, but this ain’t OWN and Stevie J ain’t Iyanla Vanzant and he can’t fix her life. Maybe she can pencil in some time with Iyanla in time for season 3.

Eventually, Joseline pulls herself out of the dumps and gets ready to do what she came to do: Twerk.

Joseline heads to Fajardo to shoot scenes of the video for her song “Shotz.” Basically she gets to pose in a really teeny, tiny bikini while she soaks her wet ‘n’ wavy in the sea water of Puerto Rico.

Think Beyonce on a ratchet budget with styling by Hustler.

The music sounds…about as tolerable as J.Lo’s. Which isn’t really a compliment or a diss. It just is.

But after work is over, it’s time for play.

In the best ad I’ve ever seen for Victoria’s Secret, Joseline stands with her centaur booty poking out on the balcony in nothing but her bra and panties. It might be artificially enhanced, but there’s no denying the perfection of Joseline’s glorious curves.

Later, Joseline decides to finally pop the big question to Stevie and show him the engagement ring she bought him. It’s a startling role reversal for Stevie who is used to doing the propositioning. Will he accept Joseline’s hand in marriage? We’ll have to do wait till the next episode.

DAMN YOU, CLIFFHANGERS!

Mimi Opts for a Boob Job

Because Mimi’s head is already filled wit air and silicone, she decides to get two implants on her chest to match.

Ok, I’m kidding, but seriously, this ho is dumb.

After Stevie drops a wad of cash on Mimi (it’s a down payment for that puss), Mimi decides to take the gift money and spend it on a breast lift and implants. She reasons that she “deserves” it because she breastfed her child till she was 3. Uh, ain’t nobody as you to do ALL THAT, m’am. Most doctors only recommend breast feeding for the first year of life. Beyond that, breastmilk is no longer a primary source of nourishment.

So what the hell was Mimi’s three-year-old still doing on the damn teat?

Back to the issue at hand, because Mimi’s titties hang low, she wants to get ‘em done. But bizarrely, she says she’s not doing it for her self-esteem, but rather herself.

Hmm. You don’t say? Does this dumb bitch know the meaning of the word “self”?

Erica Dixon tags long with Mimi to lend her support, but we never get to see the final product of Mimi’s boob job. Guess that’ll be saved for the season finale.

Truth be told, she might’ve been better off spending her money on some ass injections. Just sayin’.

Season two of VH1′s premiere reality show “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” has been one hell of a ride from start to finish! From Joseline’s determination to get Stevie to make her an honest woman, K. Michelle’s surprisingly successful solo career, and the never ending drama that is Kirk and Rasheeda’s marriage, this season topped season 1 in just about every way.

Tonight’s episode wraps up the remaining story lines, while at the same time providing a tease of what’s to come. Will Rasheeda take Kirk back and forgive his adultering ways? Will Joseline finally get the happy ending she feels she deserves with Stevie? Or will Scrappy and Erica finally find resolve in their relationship? Tune in to find out!

WATCH THE “LOVE & HIP HOP ATLANTA” SEASON 2 FINALE HERE:

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For it to have been the second season’s finale, this last episode of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” was rather light on the drama and heavy on the resolve. Much of the hour was spent wrapping up the story lines that were introduced in the beginning of the series including the never ending love triangle between Stevie J, Mimi, & Joseline; Rasheeda & Kirk’s marriage; and K. Michelle’s budding solo career.

The episode started off where the last one ended, with Joseline asking for Stevie J. to marry her. Listen, Joseline has enough heat on her already for being too mannish…the last thing she needs to add fuel to the fire is to be popping the question to her man. But I digress.

Stevie at first isn’t down, insisting he has “traditional values”, however, Joseline says she sees the proposal as a stepping stone to developing a stronger relationship. In the end, Stevie accepts the ring but doesn’t make it clear whether he’s accepting the self-proclaimed Puerto Rican princess’ marriage proposal.

More on that later…

Rasheeda and her fellow cast members (Karlie Redd, Traci, and Erica) are getting the nursery prepared for Rasheeda’s new baby boy. Yes, the Atlanta rapper is indeed having a boy! Congratulations!

Sidebar: It must be said, Rasheeda has been looking absolutely flawless lately sporting her baby bump and glowing face. Honestly, pregnancy really agrees with her!

While not painting the baby’s room, Erica revealed to the ladies that Scrappy wants to reconsider their engagement and that she may be open to the idea. However, what she failed to mention was that Scrappy sprung this “engagement re-do” idea upon her just before he was to turn himself in to the state for a month.

Scrappy was simply scared and lonely and needed something to hold on to while he was away to be his “light at the end of the tunnel.” Erica, girl, Scrappy don’t want you. Move on boo!

Speaking of Scrappy… The next scene opens with him making up his twin bed, doing push-ups, and cooking breakfast. Seriously, his solo segments were so boring they deserved to be fast forwarded! What stuck out the most was Momma Dee and her overbearing style of parenting. When she called Scrappy “Momma’s big man” I almost threw up. Scrappy is a grown ass man. Enough said.

I do appreciate Scrappy finally standing up this mother for Erica and telling his mother that she needs to back the hell off. Taking Erica’s side, Scrappy explained to Mama Dee that the drama she caused between herself, Shay, and Erica led him to smoke marijuana and therefore got him in jail rehab.

While he does have somewhat of a point, I’m going to need Scrappy to start taking responsibility for his actions! Like Mama Dee said, no one forced the blunt to his lips…

Sidebar: Can we get Scrappy a haircut? Ok thanks!

So what’s the tea about K. Michelle? She’s moving to New York City and allegedly joining the cast of “Love & Hip Hop New York” so K. invited her girls out to dinner to share her big news and celebrate her successes.

Say what you want about K. Michelle, but she’s really turned her bag of lemons into lemonade. The R&B singer has been trying for over ten years to break the music industry to little avail. Finally, after two popular seasons of the Mona Scott produced reality show, K. is now a fixture on urban radio, has a bit single, and an album coming out! Basically, she’s winning and we all should be jealous.

Sidebar: Can I get a shirt that says “Safe Sex & Paychecks” because that line was simply everything? Ok, thanks, bye!

So while at the dinner Joseline takes it upon herself to spill the beans and tell the ladies she and Stevie J. are engaged. Cue the gasps. They try to take the news in stride and not show the surprise on their faces, but none of them are Oscar-winning actresses… If only Mimi was there to receive the news as well; popcorn.

The next scene opens with Kirk trying to buy Rasheeda’s love back. After showing up to their home with a new G-wagon filled with bags, shoes, baby clothes, and balloons bought at the flower shop from the local grocery store. Understandably, Rasheeda wasn’t open to the idea and sent her adulterous husband on his merry way. I cringed when Kirk told her “a real woman would stick by her man.” Seriously, does he hear how idiotic he sounds?!

Sidebar: Can we have a moment of silence for Kirk’s hat with his twitter handle on it? **Silence**

Now for the meat and potatoes of the episode! Stevie J and Joseline. Ok, so we all saw the preview with Stevie J giving both Mimi and Joseline a ring but no one saw the fallout…until now.

The elevator opens and Mimi walks out in a body hugging coral dress with a deep neckline to show off “the girls.” As Mimi sits down with her glass of white wine and knowing smile, Joseline walks and to her surprise sees Mimi.

Immediately, this turns her mood upside down as the irritation on her face is obvious, but she bites her tongue and proceeds to Stevie. Stevie, clearly high on life, gives Joseline a ring and proposes they become “Life Partners” to which Joseline, readily, albeit annoyingly, accepts.

Then Stevie turns to Mimi and tells her that he will always take care of her and that she will always be a part of his life. Following the declaration of his love for her, he presents her with a ring of her own.

As history has shown, Mimi just doesn’t have it in her to turn down a gift from Stevie so she happily puts the ring right on in front of Joseline. This sets Joseline off into a she-Hulk-like rage as she storms off and, literally, takes on about four grown men in the elevator as she violently tries to get to Stevie and kick his ass for breaking her heart.

Joseline went HAM! She was kicking ass and taking names trying to get to Stevie J. Seriously, this woman can open up a mean can of whoop-ass when the time calls for it! It was classic.

As the episode ended, Mimi was seen laughing her ass off as she sipped from a champagne glass. “You wanted him, girl you got him! Congratulations on the engagement … Who’s the maid now, boo?” she said.

Mimi gets the last laugh this time, and she knows it.

All in all, this episode served as an appropriate closer to a drama filled season two! While it wasn’t the most exciting to watch of the series, it did a great job of bringing everything full-circle and everyone together.

We can’t wait til the next season to see what Mona Scott and the gang has cooked up for us next time!

What did you think about the “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Season 2 Finale?

The first part of VH1′s “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Season 2 Reunion Show show is set to premiere tonight at 8 p.m. and it is expected to be filled with just as much drama and shenanigans as the episodes that preceded it.

According to a VH1 press release, the cast will revisit the show’s dramatic storylines and will also bring fans up to date on their lives since filming ended, and here’s what you should expect tonight and next Monday night when you watch the LHHATL Season 2 reunion special!

Mimi and Joseline (Almost) Come to Blows?

VH1 released a preview clip over the weekend showing that Joseline Hernandez and Mimi Faust will have a heated argument and almost come to blows when Mona Scott-Young (the show’s creator/producer and reunion host) asked Joseline for her opinion on Mimi’s boob job.

“Considering the fact that it look like somebody sucked her ass out with a straw and she wants to look like Joseline Hernandez….” Joseline said before Mimi cut her off.

“Nobody wants to look like you, you f**kin prostitute!” Faust fired back, calling her a “trifling, disgusting, slut monkey.”

Joseline responded with, “And guess what? I’m a slut monkey for your baby daddy bitch, and you hate it!” And with that, Stevie J, watching from the audience, stood up, to which Mimi replied, speaking to him directly, “Ain’t nobody fighting for you, don’t get it twisted … don’t stand up like you did some great shit around here, sit down!”

In the midst of all that, Mimi threatened to slap Joseline and when Joseline stood up ready for the potential brawl, several security guards rushed to the stage before any fists were thrown. But Joseline was still able to take off her shoe and throw it at Mimi.

Stevie J Throws Money at Nikko?

Speaking of “throwing” … another blowout argument on the LHHATL Season 2 reunion special will apparently happen between Stevie J and Nikko, the guy Mimi was dating early on in the season.

Apparently, the two get into an verbal war of words, and Stevie J, being Stevie J, throws money at Nikko, which, as a man, is the ULTIMATE sign of disrespect.

Erica Got Pregnant by an NBA Player?

This is probably the most “shocking” spoiler/rumor to emerge, but sources who attended the taping are saying that Scrappy’s baby mama and off-and-on girlfriend/fiancee Erica Dixon GOT PREGNANT while cheating on him with a married NBA player.

Shay Johnson — Scrappy’s infamous sidepiece — somewhat “confirmed” this during an interview with the Breakfast Club last month shortly after the taping, telling the morning show radio hosts that Scrappy told the audience that Erica had been “messing with a married man and got pregnant by him.”

“That’s what he said on the reunion,” Shay said.

Erica and Scrappy were “Kicked Out” of the Reunion, and Fired from the Show?

A rumor cropped up after the reunion show was taped alleging that Erica and Scrappy were kicked out of the taping and were subsequently fired from the show for being too boring. Well, as it turns out, that was just a rumor and nothing of the sort happened at all.

While Erica and Scrappy did leave the taping of the reunion special a bit early, it wasn’t because they were fired from the show. Apparently, something “serious” happened with their 8-year-old daughter Imani and they had to leave to see about her.

“There was a serious situation that happened actually with his child, so they had to leave,” Shay explained to the Breakfast Club.

Rasheeda Serves Kirk Frost with Divorce Papers?

Season 2 of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” focused heavily on Rasheeda and Kirk Frost’s marriage falling apart — while Rasheeda is PREGNANT with their child, mind you — but will she serve him with divorce papers on camera?

That’s one rumor that emerged after the reunion special’s taping, but we’re hearing that it’s just that: a rumor. Rasheeda HAS NOT officially served her estranged husband with any divorce papers, and she probably wouldn’t do a thing like that on camera.

Or would she? You’ll just have to watch the “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Season 2 Reunion special when it airs tonight and next Monday night to find out!

AND NOW, FOR THE PHOTOS & VIDEO CLIPS:

It’s no secret that Joseline Hernandez loves herself some Stevie J, but are the “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” lovebirds … MARRIED? Or at the very least, engaged?

That’s what everyone wants to know after Joseline pulled a Chrissy Lampkin and proposed to Steebie because she didn’t want to wait a decade and a half for him to propose to her.

During the season finale that aired last week, Steebie told Joseline after she proposed to him that he would keep the ring she gave him, but needed more time to decide if he’s ready to tie the knot with her officially.

“I’m gonna say that we got time, and I’m gonna put this on,” Stevie said. “I’m not gonna say yes and I’m not gonna say no. We got time and I want to keep this though, because you’re special to me.”

At the end of the episode, Steebie inducted her into this organization he created off the top of his head called the “Life Partner Gang” or, in his words, “LPG, baby!” but when he gave Mimi a ring too, Joseline went off on him and attacked him in the elevator, as security tried to pull her off of him and Mimi was laughing in the background.

Apparently Steebie and Joseline have made up though, because Hip Hop Weekly — a publication run by Stevie J’s “bro” Benzino — has confirmed that the couple are indeed married.

Benzino was so excited about breaking the big story that he tweeted about it several times last week:

So we broke the story FIRST!!! hiphopweekly #lhhatl vh1 http://t.co/FYvPKLie6i

— BENZINO (@IAMBENZINO) August 1, 2013

So we broke the story FIRST!!! hiphopweekly #lhhatl vh1 http://t.co/TSsbmHInIJ

— BENZINO (@IAMBENZINO) August 1, 2013

WE BROKE THE STORY FIRST!!! http://t.co/McvhjAC5ND @HipHopWeekly @VH1 @hitmansteviej @MonaScottYoung @MonamiEnt @IAMBENZINO #LAHHATL

— BENZINO (@IAMBENZINO) August 1, 2013

So we broke the story FIRST!!! hiphopweekly #lhhatl vh1 http://t.co/TSsbmHInIJ

— BENZINO (@IAMBENZINO) August 3, 2013

Shout out to vh1 & http://t.co/VUnu4cfSJK for acknowledging hiphopweekly for breaking the story!!! #LHHATL #reunion http://t.co/SKjayD5Lgt

— BENZINO (@IAMBENZINO) August 5, 2013

Stevie also somewhat “confirmed” the news himself on Twitter after last week’s “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Season 2 finale aired, but was a bit cryptic with the details, as many of his followers pointed out.

Yes. I am married.

— Stevie J. (@hitmansteviej) July 30, 2013

In his interview with Hip Hop Weekly, Stevie also touched on rumors of a possible spin-off show, featuring him and Joseline, saying that they might have a ceremony on the show. “When the show permits, we’ll have it on or own show and have some kids on the show,” he revealed.

Stevie was asked about how Joseline feels about being married and he said she has the “best fuckin man in the whole world.” When asked about how Mimi felt about all of this, he said she obviously wasn’t happy about it.

“There’s some jealousy there but I don’t believe there’s enough to where there would be a problem,” Stevie explained. “Joseline is my wife now, and Mimi is the mother of my child. Not a whole lot can be done. But I can make sure that Mimi will always be good,” he said, adding “That’s not going to change. But I’m married now – I’m married now!”

Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your wigs and baseball hats. The ratchet and rowdy reunion of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” is here.

Things got tense when the stars of LHHA sat down to rehash all the hate and shade that was season 2. The highlight of the reunion was without a doubt the confrontation between Stevie J, Mimi and Joseline.

Barking like a five-star general, Mimi lost her ever-loving mind every time Stevie tried to interject into the discussion between her and Joseline. The Puerto Rican Princess was a mess of tears and emotions as she wept about being a motherless child and her heartache for Stevie J.

While Joseline freely admits to being a fool for love, she admits that the Stevie’s “beefcake” keeps her coming back for more.

“It wasn’t even that good,” Mimi says dismissively.

“Don’t lie, Mimi” Joseline warns.

Dickmatized and she’s not even sorry about it.

Meanwhile, K. Michelle showed her softer side and she maintained her cool and kept the peace with Karlie Redd, even though Mona Scott-Young brought up that messy ass diss track.

Traci and Drew tried to hold on to their by play fighting on TV but nobody really cares about their dry storyline and fake relationship. Traci is quick to call every woman a popcorn hoe or a microwaveable bitch, but the only thing that’s set to heat and fizzle quickly is her so-called reality stardom.

WATCH PART 1 HERE:

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In the first part of the epic “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” reunion, the lovely ladies of ATL get down to business and pull no punches.

It’s hard to say if anyone on LHHATL is actually friends. Frankly, I’ve seen starving crocodiles treat each other with more deference and kindness than what I see go down between Joseline and Mimi.

In fact, Joseline and Mimi waste NO time getting up in each other’s faces. Within the first few minutes of the reunion, Mimi is hollering about Joseline being a “slut monkey” and Joseline is swearing at Mimi for being a “throwback bitch” after Joseline accuses Mimi of being jealous of her. Her evidence? Mimi went and got fake tits to look like her.

Before you know it, Joseline’s famous Puerto Rican temper reaches that boiling point and she’s up on her feet ready to snatch wigs and scrap. Thank god for LHHATL‘s security team, but truth be told, Mimi and her She-Hulk ass might’ve bodied Joseline.

I don’t know if Mimi is taking testosterone injections or what, but homegirl can put some Barry White-type bass in her voice and she can flex like a Mr. Universe contestant hopped up on ‘roids.

Seriously, she probably used to throw Stevie J into a deadly headlock back when they used to bump uglies.

As funny as Joseline’s jabs at Mimi are, it really doesn’t make sense at how angry she is toward Mimi in general. As Mimi repeatedly points out, Joseline “won.” She got Stevie. So why is she so difficult when it comes to Mimi?

Joseline claims it’s because Mimi drops her daughter Ava off and doesn’t acknowledge her. But the kind of petty back and forth that Joseline engages in goes way beyond that. It stems from the insecurity in her relationship with Stevie. Which isn’t all that secure if Mimi is to be believed.

During the reunion, Mimi announces that Stevie has been texting her repeatedly, propositioning her for sex. Joseline looks hurt in the eyes but her mouth tries to reassure the audience that she’s okay with Stevie’s philandering.

“I thought it was typical Stevie,” she says. But his two-timing ways are worth it because Joseline believes she can change Stevie for the better.

“I’m trying to change him and make him become a better man because I love him and he’s a great guy,” Joseline says.

Good luck with that. If you can’t make a hoe a housewife, you definitely can’t turn a rat into Prince Charming.

Instead of recognizing this fact and moving on with her life, Joseline instead prefers to be stuck in the vortex of Stevie’s twisted Sister Wives fantasy with Mimi.

K. Michelle Buries All 20 of Her Hatchets

Who knew that K. Michelle would be the cast member to show the most growth by the end of season 2?

Yes, the ratchet red rooster managed to successfully broker peace with all of her former enemies, including Rasheeda, by the end of season. She even made amends with Karlie Redd, and really, Karlie Redd deserved to be left out in the cold all by herself for trying to give K. Michelle that wack-ass diss track on her birthday.

“I’m good, I ain’t finna fight about Karlie Redd over no diss record cause it wasn’t played on not one station,” K. Michelle says.

Well played, ma’am. Well played.

As for that volatile temper of hers, K explains that her violent emotional outbursts are her way of dealing with pain and bitterness.

“That situation with Rasheeda, I didn’t hate her. I think I was more hurt than anything,” K. Michelle says.

She must’ve read a Dr. Phil book or something. This is a whole new K. Michelle that I’m not ready for.

Healing the Wounds of Scrappy and Erica’s EOE

Last season, Erica and Scrappy got engaged at the reunion show. This season, these two couldn’t be farther apart.

For their segment, Scrappy and Erica were joined by their respective mothers. Momma Dee looked like she snatched the Wicked Queen’s outfit from Disney on Ice. Mignon, Erica’s mom, was doing her best to look classy, but she just looked like a female Gremlin that had slicked her hair down and squeezed into a Kardashian dress from Sears. Michelle Obama she ain’t, y’all.

At one point during the segment, Erica bursts into tears because she still loves Scrappy but she knows his lazy ass will never be no good.

While it sucks that Erica’s heart keeps getting broken, I really wish these two would get a new storyline. Their relationship is more dried up than a riverbed in Death Valley. They make up to break up and there’s really not a whole lot of humor along the way. They moan and bellyache about all of the history between them and cry about Imani.

They ain’t got no business being together, so they should just make that arrangement permanent and keep it moving. Scrappy can do more with his reality TV show spotlight than just crawl behind Erica like a lost puppy.

Speaking of Scrappy, this bamma needs to hit the studio. How did he let Joseline put out new music before he did? SMH.

On another note, Shay really needs to find something else to do with her time. Working the Scrappy angle for a storyline in LHHATL just ain’t workin’ for her no more. Maybe she can score a female version of Flavor of Love and kickstart her stagnant TV career.

Cause this sourpuss face pouting on Mona’s couch ain’t gonna get her nowhere.

Coming Soon: Baby Carter Frost

Rasheeda pulled off somewhat of a miracle this season by going from an underwhelming aspiring rapper to a triumphant woman scorned. Kirk’s infidelity and philandering helped people rally FOR Rasheeda instead of rallying to laugh AT Rasheeda.

The very pregnant Rasheeda made it to the reunion and she exclusively revealed to Mona that the baby was a boy and that she and Kirk were naming him Carter Frost. Clearly, his name was selected in homage to Beyonce/Jay-Z.

Right before we could dig in to Kirk and Rahseeda’s drama, Mona cut the camera time and promised to pick it up for part 2.

Mona and her tricks are so transparent, but hey, they keep us coming back for more. See ya next week!